An “Economic Analyst” Blog

During the current crisis, many prognoses were made. Some were optimistic, some were pessimistic. They varied from a short duration crisis to the end of the world.

Well, here is my “original” apocalyptic prognosis:

1. The crisis will last at least until 2020.
2. During the crisis all major currencies will suffer hyperinflation; this will eventually lead to the disappearance of the curent currency and the return to the gold standard.
3. World War III will take place during the crisis; it will be caused by the food crisis; nuclear weapons will be used during this war.
4. The World population will be less than one billion after the crisis.
5. One of the countries that will recover first will be France; but, France will emerge from the crisis as a monarchy.
6. France example will be followed by many countries and monarchies will be restored throughout Europe (one of the first countries to restore the monarchy will be Serbia).
7. The United States of America will split into several independent states.
8. Several countries will leave the European Union.
9. The Pope (Pius XIII) will flee Vatican City.
10. Some of the former members of the Soviet Union will decide to join Russia in a new federation.

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Tags: apocalypse

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